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July 22 2017

06:20
00:04

albinwonderland:

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me 
so I just don’t know

July 21 2017

23:30
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saturnn-lightss:

biscuitkai:

burger8161:

thatenglishamericangirl:

elsa-everdeen:

teenyweenynotepad:

artemislocheia:

5sos-smut-world:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the first ever tumblr post is so beautiful and it makes me so happy

July 20 2017

09:09

I swear I’m gonna cry, my mom keeps saying stuff about putting me conversion therapy, like “you could use a bit of shock” and every time I try and tell her if I don’t feel good or think there’s a problem she replies with “are you pregnant” “are you gay” “you’re not praying enough”. Like no I’m not pregnant, I’m bi but I can’t fucking tell you, and I don’t see how praying can help my mental and physical sickness.

09:03

Its 2 am and I just stalked my friends profile,liking lots in it, and now Im just wondering if the next time I see her she’s gonna be like “wtf is wrong with you”

July 14 2017

04:43

My cat must feel like the smartest cat ever cause she’ll literally just yawn and I’ll start praising her.

July 09 2017

06:27

Neeeehh

In one of the blogs I follow a lot of people like to help each other out but I’m to shy to reply with my answers

06:20

jawnwats:

prismatic-bell:

cj-amused:

tenoko1:

evildorito:

onewordtest:

trikruwriter:

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

Things I didn’t know

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

Reposted byShingomur Shingomur

July 04 2017

04:46

So many people I see are in social interactions with friends and shit, but here I am on my bunk bed hugging my two liter of ginger ale that I got for 79 cents almost crying from lack of social life.

04:38

bpdmetta:

*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention

July 03 2017

01:36

professional-dragonsandmemes:

qeorge:

platonic-suggestion:

juneleesrikok:

platonic-suggestion:

Can we just… normalize teens loving their parents? Like obviously you’re not obligated to if your parents are shitty, but damn, I love my mom. She’s there for me all the time and sure we have rough patches but honestly she’s the greatest. Like. We need teens to know that they don’t have to hate their parents just cause.

It must be nice to come from a nonabusive family. One that doesn’t traumatized every emotional interaction to the point where you drive away any sign of love as a form of manipulation because that’s all that you were raised with. 🤷‍♀️

Okay… so I tried to bury this post but somehow it came back on my dash even though I am so sick of it. But the only reason I felt the need to respond is that I’m not from a nonabusive family. At all, actually. I’m just saying that my friends in middle and high school constantly discouraged/continue to discourage me from having a good relationship with my mom lol.

why is it that whenever some1 wants to express their happiness on this website someone always replies with their tragic life story

they literally said “obviously youre not obligated to if your parents are shitty” ffs

July 01 2017

21:52

fragipan:

tastefullyoffensive:

We get it, you vape.

Can’t believe I’m posting a vape vid

21:49
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creepyotakusmile:

That’s me

21:46

the-mighty-birdy:

hong-meiling-official:

greenwithenby:

greenwithenby:

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

06:51
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gorgonsach:

cashewmonster:

denied access

I don’t like this

06:42

iwannapushyourdaisies:

“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”

me:

image
03:28

bpdjerk:

someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone
me: here come the tears

02:48

Haha

My little sisters running around yelling “mommy I’m a witch” and its pissing my extremely Christian mother off

June 25 2017

09:55
09:49
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