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September 01 2017

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braezenkitty:

key–lime–pie:

celticpyro:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

August 31 2017

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ouuu:

search WITHIN your local trash and you WILL find a friend and boy 

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Daaaaaamnnn life, back at it again with the bullshit.

August 29 2017

04:40

Highschool was fun

So my most embarrassing moment in life happened three weeks after I started freshman year, and I was extremely sleep deprived (not being able to understand a thing of what was around me). So I walked in to this tall dude, and completely assumed that he was a poll. So naturally , due to my sleepiness, I leaned into him and fell asleep. And I stayed There for HOWEVER FUCKING LONG IT TOOK for him to say something. worst part was, I didn’t even say sorry, I just screeched and ran.

04:29

Tumblr is the Myspace for this batch of Emos

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August 28 2017

01:11
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wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

image

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

01:04

pussylightlytoasted:

michaelmakesanentrance:

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

00:57

pinesinthewoods:

Do you ever see a post that you agree with on some level, but it’s worded in an aggressive and mean-spirited way, so you’re just kind of

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bellaxiao:

Mad talent 😫

Her Twitter: ohsocerena

Her IG:  ohsocerena

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basednigel:

This shit happens in my neighborhood everyday and I’m tired of it

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00:44

nawaffs:

*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this

00:42

halfsollux:

am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

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lilliphus:

rifa:

thedreamscaperer:

honestly, imagine your otp

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

Oh my god

00:38

venusaurphobia:

my friends: they were totally flirting with you just then
me: they were mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me

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