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August 19 2017

04:53

tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

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04:48

dangerouslyasexual:

naamahdarling:

microbewrangler:

princess-fluffybutt:

sassyhiddles:

grimdarkcarnival:

missingdinosaur:

methroid:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

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aphrodite may have been born of foam and shells;
she may have woven stars in her hair and sang pretty ballads;

but i was born of horrifying hunger;
and my blood stained fingers
weave bones in my hair;

while i sing curses and flames.

— i am no man || m.m (via ladycpulet)
04:41
04:37

buckarubarnes:

My brain: Don’t you think you’re overreacting a little? These people arn’t even real

Me:

04:35

mapleflavoreddice:

egregiousoveruseofnormalcy:

lovelystimmy:

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.

When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.

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unclefather:

unlimitedbionicles:

Very good

Almost TOO good

04:23

rosewater1997:

me: *cuts someone toxic out of my life*

also me: *feels bad about it*

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August 18 2017

17:39

cosmicwitchcraft:

me casting evil spirits out of me home

“ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”

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indirispeaks:

arewehavingpunyet:

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

08:01
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ahalfeatensliceofpie:

markv5:

Когда не хотел потревожить кота

“when you didn’t want to wake up the cat”

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twitterlols:

no but actually

07:56

berniespenthouse:

ardatli:

the-new-venus:

What they don’t tell you:
Self care sometimes isn’t fun. It’s going to class even when you want to stay in bed and rest. It’s paying bills on time and running errands even when every strand of your being cant stand it. It’s going to therapy and taking your medicine even when you don’t want to. It’s using coping skills even when going back to self destructive ones seems more appealing.

Recovering sucks. It’s hard. But you have to believe in the light at the end of the tunnel. And even on those days you don’t, you fake it till you make it.

Recovery is still worth it.

Sometimes self-care is taking care of future-me. Because she deserves to have someone looking out for her. 

Someone finally said it, letting yourself always have a break whenever you don’t have the energy for responsibilities isn’t how you take care of yourself 

August 08 2017

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laughingfish:

bloodbending:

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

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