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June 29 2019

23:46
23:45

jelliclechat:

then I am nothing but a lowly sea urchin

yamchass:

black unsweetened coffee is good if u disagree ur weak

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11:15

shakescene:

me: [minding my own business, chewing an object]

god: …what are you eating?

me: [starts chewing faster]

god, rising: NO.

[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]

11:12
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June 24 2019

22:53

virusis:

me:*thinks about space*
me:*tears up* it’s just…it’s…it’s so much shit

22:52
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22:52

kaalashnikov:

how to seduce me:

  • deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
  • dont talk to me
22:51

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

June 23 2019

18:30

jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

08:52
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trainhardrunfast:

shaniae:

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

June 22 2019

12:37

My manager found me sitting on a beer keg drinking a box of apple juice in the walk in a while ago and I don’t think it’s something either of us are gonna forget for a long while🙃

09:10

jodiefoster:

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright 
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

June 16 2019

08:06

gothdumpling:

i stop liking ppl becuse i realize i am too ugly for love 

08:05

succubic:

being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????

08:05

searchingfortenderness:

Lovey dovey bitch syndrome is decaying my brain

June 04 2019

09:05
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May 30 2019

10:13

cydney0jeanette:

the evil dead movies are, and always will be, my favorite horror films 🖤

10:07

meloetta:

me: *has a romantic thought*

me: 

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May 27 2019

10:28
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